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I thought the title, was catchy. Anyways today i was asked what is it guys like soo much about titties, boobs, Ka chongas(not that I have ever in my life refered to them as such).I will try to answer this as best I can for the ladies out there. Well this is a difficult topic, but there are several reasons, and its not the same for every guy. Primary reason that i can think of...is that there tittes, and we don't have'um and we want to play with them. They are also nice and soft you can lay on them. And ladies some guys like the big ole titties, but me myself I dont mind the little titties, to me more than a handfull is a waste. But the personality that accompanies the titties, can make the titties that much better. But prety much as long as the titties are not conclave, then your set for life. So ladies please, don;t hog your titties share the with the world, or at least share them with a neighbor.
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From:elrumblefish
Date:May 5th, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
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Titties..titties...titties...

I quote Andre 3000, "Just something proportionate to her body. She don't even have to have a big ol' ass."
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From:generall84
Date:May 6th, 2004 12:18 am (UTC)

proprtionate ay?

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How about veloptuopus women, huh? any takers?
From:elrumblefish
Date:May 6th, 2004 12:53 am (UTC)

Re: proprtionate ay?

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Classic tucker Max Story: Divying up the hot girls for the evening, and of course there's one guy who loves big titties....well, he's already drunk so with some quick persuasion, "Dude, she's got huge breasts man" and his focus is deterred...the man becomes 'veloptous' chick dumping ground.

the next morning you often hear him say, "Man, that girl was pretty large....but she had big boobs, so I can't complain"

unfortunately, that don't work for me, even when I'm intoxicated. Skinny guys and veloptous women don't work, no matter what happened in road trip.
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From:mattchufatt
Date:May 5th, 2004 04:02 pm (UTC)
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Dear Editor of "I gotta warn ya, I'm a screamer",
For a long time, I held the opinion that it was much better to be male than female. This all changed when I read the May 5th article entitled "Titties, Titties, Tittties". Due to the brilliant reporting in the article, I realized that I infact did not have'um as it also reminded me that I DO want to play with them. Upon further consideration of the subject (and independent research *skeet*skeet*skeet*) I realized that titties are perhaps the most versatile, yet under utilized objects on the planet. I've learned they can be used as handles, to pick up things, to hold things and even as tables. They are truly amazing and I thank you for reminding me what titties are all about.

--A Loyal Reader
MATT WALLACE
Austin, TX
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From:generall84
Date:May 5th, 2004 04:48 pm (UTC)

thank you loyal reader

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Thank you loyal reader, it is comments like these that remind me why I joined the editing arts all those years ago, and why all hard working editors chose to toil in the field of editing in the first place, and that is titties. Your vast knowledge of titties is a reflection on you of a person and your high moral character, I thank you for your input, and your new ideas regarding the most recent in Titty research.
From:kayleigh13
Date:May 6th, 2004 06:15 am (UTC)
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So what I'm getting here is... I need to find a guy that agrees with you that an handful is enough... but who also has abnormally small hands.

Aight...
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From:generall84
Date:May 6th, 2004 06:56 am (UTC)

36 24 36 Only in you 5'3 Katherine

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Dear reader,
As mentioned in the text, you can clearly see that as long as yo titties are not conclave, then you are pretty much set for life, however if they are conclave, simply rent out the space to a small family just coming over from India, to eventually pay the breast fairy to get you some more titties, however I highly doubt that you have conclave titties, but if you do consult God who is all knowing and livs in the magical fortress.
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From:mattchufatt
Date:May 6th, 2004 01:17 pm (UTC)
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wow...I'm not even going to touch that one......or that one...haha...get it?
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