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Give the rabbit some F*&% CEREAL! - I gotta warn ya, im a screamer

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I just got done with my brain being on auto pilot, which is a great setting for my brain most of the time, but sometimes it goes on auto pilot say when you are about to get on the bus and you remember you drove to school, luckily this time it turned off before I got on the bus, a week ago I was not so fortunate. Anyways,I was just sitting down to watch an entrawling episode of Star Trek Voyager when I realize, why is it that cereal commercials never change? I mean everyone else changes mascots or picks up mascots when they should'nt...Quiznos, Im looking in your direction, but seriously, give the Rabbit some F*%%^ cereal. Now i know cereal is really expensive today, but still its just one bowl guys, and while were on the topic, I think Lucky and the rabbit should team up to become a international conglomerate of cereal thieves, and since lucky always succeeds, maybe he could teach the rabbit a few things. anyways, I mean why the hell does he want it soo bad? I don't know its carboard flakes that happen to be in the shape of froot, yes I know I spelled fruit wrong, but I did it as point to all those nay sayers out there, I can spell mote or froot any way I damn well please...damnit. Anyways, would you give the rabbit some fruit? God knows I would, a rabbit as persistent as he is with such elaborate plots that always fail is bound to kill someone sooner or later, and that person will not be me... damnit. Oh and stay tuned next week when I announce the contest winner for a magical night of three with me and my date.
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Date:May 8th, 2004 07:26 am (UTC)
Remember Cookie Crisp? Their commercials used to have this burglar and his dog who would try to steal the cereal, and at the end the dog would howl Cooooooookie Crisp! Anyway, I think they should be included.
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Date:May 9th, 2004 06:58 pm (UTC)
Yes, Katherine, I do believe yo are correct. Considering the burgelor was most likely a mexican, we need some ethnic diversity in our cereal. Thats right, i said Mexicans steal stuff, like my shampoo...Thats right miguel, I know allll about the conbspiracy to steal my shampoo, well its not gonna work! I will get the computer chip out of your brain!
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Date:May 9th, 2004 09:33 pm (UTC)
WHOA...way too soon for the computer chip joke...


I doubt many other people will get it...but if they do, they will agree that it is WAY too soon
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Date:May 9th, 2004 10:09 pm (UTC)
too soon?
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