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Tale of horror and poo - I gotta warn ya, im a screamer

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I just heard the grossest and funniest story I have heard in years. So viewer discretion is advised. Seriously do not say I did not worn you about this and that you can't believe I typed about it, because I frekin warned you and you read it anyways. Ok, so my friend from work was just telling me about his weekend, which for all practical purposes started off well. His girlfriends parents were out of town and you know what that means, poonany for everyone, or in this case for my un named friend. So he was hitting her up all over the house, and so they finnaly make there way to the kitchen where they are doing it doggie style on the island. When out of no where she tells him to do her in the butt, and my friend being a sensible man was like...sounds good to me. So he's "tappin that ass" litterally and she screamin for more, when all of a sudden the door opens and there stand the girls parens looking at them doing it not only in their kitchen but seeing my friend do there baby girl in the butt. So my freind pulls out, with the fight or flight syndrom surely kicking in, when as soon as he pulls out, she just craps all over him. Then to add insult to injury, he throws up on her. While the whole time the parents are watching the whole thing. And further he had to come back later that night to take her to her debutante ball, with her parents and grand parents. Man, I don't think I have any room to complain anymore.
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From:anotherbrooke
Date:May 10th, 2004 03:12 pm (UTC)
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My only question is (ok....not my only question, but the only one i am going to voice.....) who had to clean up? yuck....
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From:generall84
Date:May 10th, 2004 05:21 pm (UTC)

poo on that

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To answer your voiced question, that was the first thing I asked, no wait the second, the first thing I asked was what did the parents do. He said that they just walked out, and that they cleaned up, in an awkward fifteen minutes of silence.
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From:joseph_shrike
Date:May 10th, 2004 04:29 pm (UTC)
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This probably one of the more disgusting urban legends around, but it's just that. Not true :P
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From:generall84
Date:May 10th, 2004 05:23 pm (UTC)
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Joe, while I cannot verify the story, I can say this. Hs girlfriend did call him at work crying and broke up with him. So it was after this that we knew...maybe he's not full of shit (no pun intended)
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From:joseph_shrike
Date:May 10th, 2004 05:43 pm (UTC)
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Well, all I know if that I was relating this tale to some other guys, at which time one of the them interupted me and recounted the story word for word. So either this sort of thing is a rather common occurance or you been punk'd son.
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From:generall84
Date:May 10th, 2004 08:07 pm (UTC)

Damnit Joe

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Joe, true or not, this story is like Santa Clause, its fun to believe in, and every year we shall sit around the kitchen island and light a candle in rememberance of my friend...the phantom pooper.
From:kayleigh13
Date:May 10th, 2004 06:57 pm (UTC)
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I know the worst one, also supposedly a true story. Probably is, because I don't think one could make it up.
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From:anotherbrooke
Date:May 10th, 2004 05:49 pm (UTC)
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what do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control at the same time...?





a trip with out the kids :)
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From:generall84
Date:May 10th, 2004 08:08 pm (UTC)
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Brooke, you are a delight
From:elrumblefish
Date:May 11th, 2004 09:23 am (UTC)
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Silly Jack, that story isn't anything new. Shit, I ass sprayed you last night and we didn't even have to have sex! You didn't even wake up and I got lots of picks! Didn't you think that was funny? Our neighbors did. Hoo....hah....
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From:generall84
Date:May 11th, 2004 09:24 am (UTC)
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Ahhh. ITs everywhere! Even in my racoon wounds!
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